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BASK Holiday Party 2004
December 04, 2004
By: Dean McCully

Oversexed BASKer introduces his date to the club. And her bikini is made of duct tape, which qualifies her to enter the duct tape contest. Film at 11.
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Nice view across the Bay, eh?


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This is definitely what it looks like in the afternoon. Surprisingly flat, though. Great day for a paddle!


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Wow, you really can't beat the view from the Yacht Club, Fort Baker, etc....


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"Share A Quarter for some Soup, Mister". Gee, these pandhandlers are getting more obnoxious all the time. JUST KIDDING!


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The world famous Presidio Yacht Club.


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Cars are already stacking up with boats from the afternoon paddle out the gate.


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Yup, it's world famous....


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Oh, great, they'll let ANYBODY in here!


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Ah, it's the AV boys hard at work. Ain't it great to have nerds around!


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Check this out: BASK tray...


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WOW! We FINALLY found a use for Dave: pantry-door-holder-upper!


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Wow. If it weren't for all of that floating debris (aka "sailboats") this'd be an awesome view!


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Mingling after the day paddle. No carnage, no deaths, no fresh kill for the BBQ....


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Yup, we're gonna be eating Doerte's World Famous Waffles!


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The kitchen committee....


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The decoration committee...


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And finally the "eating committee"...


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Chowing down....


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The cake says "Happy Paddling!"


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Hubba Hubba, Eris!


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More chowing....


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What's that that Penny is holding?


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Heh, it's a veggie KAYAK!! Hmmmm, if somebody bites the end off, it'd look JUST like Maryly's boat! ;-)


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Jessee, making the rounds. As usual....


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The eating machine continues.


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SANTA CLAUSE! In a Hawaiian shirt?


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The map guy....


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The map.... Oh, and don't forget to see the website: www.bayaccess.org


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Everybody's chowing.


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The kitchen crew kitches...


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Heh, a kayakin tattoo...


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Around the food table.


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back in the kitchen.


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The 3rd littlest kayaker.


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We are there.


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Awwww, how sweet: matching blinkie rings....


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Paparazi!


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Whatcha looking at?


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Mingling


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OMG, it's SANTA CLAUS!


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In the dark....


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By I/R light....


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Mingling while speakers speak.


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Checkin out last minute duct tape preparations....


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HEH, somebody left their LIGHTS on in the boat parking lot. (This boat was paddled all the way from Treasure Island in the DARK to get to Sausalito in time for the party!!!!)


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Very becoming, Jesse.


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Oversexed BASKer introduces his date to the club. And her bikini is made of duct tape, which qualifies her to enter the duct tape contest. Film at 11.


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Fred denies the charges!


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A Duct Tape Paddler!


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A Duct Tape Palm Tree....


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(Yes, that IS the other Dean. I am the "plastic Dean" ;-)


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TAKE IT OFF, TAKE IT OFF!


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NOOO, PUT IT ON! PUT IT ON!!!!


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Take it off, Put it on, which is it?


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Heh, it's a gigantic duct tape tea bag....


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Awwww, a tiny duct tape jacket.


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Naturally, a forest of popsicle sticks with resin from the Coaster repair.


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Best smile of the night, I figure....


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Dave is being calibrated as the clap-o-meter. Note the screwdriver to the ear....


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40%


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60^


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63.7%


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100% goes to the Littlest Mermaid!


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Penny does the Christmas Candle.


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Joe sneaks off with his prize.


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The Mike award for, well, for whatever....


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Safety award.


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Sue's prize.


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Jesse's prize.


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The prizes go on and on.


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and on and on


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and on and on


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Until there are no more prizes. Then it's high fives for everybody????


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Pshaw, the so called "Other Dean"....


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Or, "Wannabe" as I call him (just kidding ;-)


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The infamous skills clinic award....


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Wow, a duct tape palm tree!


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Oh oh, what's inside...


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Is there a doctor in the house....


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Heh, what's this....


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....it's....it's....it's...


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...a BOBBLEHEAD!!!!


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TA DA! The triumphant takes a bow....


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Ahhhh, it's the guy with the short woman....


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And more awards....


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Light switch covers....


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Oh boy, he keeps coming back....


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Oh, no, the ROLLING STONE!


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Baskers start singing...


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The crowd is wrapt.


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Or "wrapped"?


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Fa la la, fa la la, fa la lahhhhh....


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These people are getting INTO it!!!


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Wrist rotation.


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Get down and sing it....


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Boy, I can't wait to grow up and become a kayaker so I can sing cool songs and eat like a .....


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Hubba Hubba. No further comment....


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Hmmmm, who IS this black-haired belly dancer....


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Looks like she's getting plenty of tips...


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...and making the fellahs shy.... Who could it beeeee????


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And who could THIS one be....


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...the veiled belly dancer takes the floor....


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....and runs into a pole....


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Workin the room....


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Whatsamatta, Fred, can't find your "date"?


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Geez, poor LaRhee was in the bathroom the whole time the belly dancers were doing their thing. She missed it. Too bad.


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And, heh, Eris missed the belly dancers too. She must have been trying on the mermaid's tail or something?


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Hmmmm, "normal" dancin begins.


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Cuttin the rug....


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I'm over with the rest of the wallflowers, it appears????


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The cake was decimated. And cut into a hundred pieces, too....


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Get down, Dierdre!


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Dancin to the end.... Even with the vacuum cleaner....


The Event Report for BASK Holiday Party 2004
By: Dean McCully
We came, we saw, we ate, we got drunk, we got awards, we sang, we watched belly dancers, we danced, we sobered up, we went home. That pretty much covers it.

(Yeah, right. Are you KIDDING! It was biggest blowout of the YEAR!!!! Just check out the pictures.)

See yah next year....

Dean

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