Yellow Boats

Yellow Boat Supremecist
Propaganda Lies EXPOSED!
(Trust me: if you do nothing else, scroll all the way to the bottom of this page for a surprise picture.)

At last, the International Yellow Kayak Supremicist Conspiracy is exposed.
One might say that we caught them yellow handed, those, those, those lyin, cheatin, YELLOW PEOPLE!

Look at the two pictures below. The one on the left is a cheap fake, produced by the vile Yellow Press to brainwash the unwary. But, running the photograph thru some simple filters provided by the CIA, the faked text fades and the original text is exposed. The one on the right is the real photograph.

LIES!
What the Yellow Yak-niks WANT you to believe. An obvious fake, but convincing enough to fool the uneducated.

TRUTH, EXPOSED!
Using some readily available filters to remove the lies, this is what the Buoy REALLY read.

Of course, an Ideal World would look like this:

SO, BEWARE!
There may be a Yellow Yayak Infiltrator under your BED!
You have been warned!

Or, ok, ok, If You're Timothy Leary:

Courtesy of LaRhee -er-er- Anon Y Mous who might or might not have hung out with Timothy Leary. She CLAIMS that she can't remember what color his boat was. I suspect otherwise.

Rainbow boats
Color the sky and
Brighten the water
As the day goes by.

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Twinkle, twinkle, little boat.
How I wonder why you float!
Little ends pointing up,
Middle like a little cup,
Holds my butt and my paddle
While against the waves I battle.

Rainbow boats are the best.
Keep me dry. I'll do the rest.

eh, whatever...
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